“Political Bashing” Friday – Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney, Former Vice President
of the United States of America.

HE looks strapping doesn’t he? in his black suit walking around with that tie that looks more like a color blind test. Well, believe it or not .. Dick Cheney jokes never gets boring, people. Oh in case you don’t know, Mr color blind over here did something really, well .. “smart”

The Dick Cheney hunting incident occurred on February 11, 2006, when then U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old Texas attorney, while participating in a Quail(bird) hunt on a ranch in Kennedy County, Texas. Both Cheney and Whittington call the incident an accident.”

With that said, let’s begin the bashing.
whoa whoa whoa. Before we begin, here’s a picture of a bird.

AND ALSO A PICTURE OF A MAN!

Okay cool, NOWWWW we can begin the bashing.

“Dick Cheney finally answered questions about the hunting accident on Fox News. You know, I think Fox News is a little biased. They called it ‘Interview with a Marksman.” – Jay Leno

“Dick Cheney had an awkward moment tonight at the White House Halloween party. He went dressed as Darth Vader and at the party, he ran into the real Darth Vader who was dressed as Dick Cheney.” – Jay Leno

“Hey, did you see this in the paper? In an interview with the Washington Times, Vice President Dick Cheney said he is not a big fan of rap music. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I was stunned by that. Actually, I’m surprised. I mean, look at the guy. He gets driven around in a limo, surrounded by bodyguards, shot a guy in the face — he is a rap star.” – Jay Leno

“Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt … making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird.” – Jon Stewart

“Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent.” – Jay Leno

“Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine’s Day. It’s the new Dick Cheney cologne. It’s called Duck!” – Jay Leno

“Dick Cheney finally responded today to demands that he reveal the details of the Enron meetings. This is what he said. He met with unnamed people, from unspecified companies, for an indeterminate amount of time at an undisclosed location. Thank God he cleared that up. I’m ready to move on.” – Jay Leno

So my Conclusion? Don’t go on hunting trips with vice presidents. Especially with those that wear funny looking ties.

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"To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly" - Benjamin Franklin. View all posts by Rudy Prabahgaran

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